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Edible Arrangements today!

I hope I got it!
I'd be soooooooo sad, but I guess a temp job wouldn't be so bad!

Pew pew pew! Must start working on my summer fun list. Please help hehe

I've caught the summer list making fever

#111. Okay, so I will spray paint bike a cute cute colour! Should i do carnation pink? Tumbleweed? Wild blue yonder? Inchworm?
Ahahaha, these are actually some of the funny names of Crayola crayon colors I stumbled upon when I Wikipediaed Crayola colors.

#245. I will also learn how to ride a motocicleta, but I must first learn how to drive stick.

#277. Host dessert-making parties every week!

This is just so I can prolong studying

So while I was eating my twisted string cheese of mozzarella and cheddar, I realized instead of tearing in an up-down direction, it tears in a windy fashion! So bizarre, but more fun!

Yummy in my tummy

I will learn to make mochi this summer. And I will make sushi. I must bring out my inner chef!

i feel mean

Arial just showed me fmylife.com over the weekend and i feel evil whenever i look at it. And yet i cannot look away. I guess it's not as bad as browsing through morbid pictures of people dying or whatever. BUT STILL! I guess some of them are just there because supposed to evoke laughter, but some of them are just really really really sad. I laughed at someone these too. I hate laughing during inappropriate situations, it makes me feel real mean. But i guess when people post info online they're really inviting people to look at their life, however sad it is.
Which leads to another thing. Facebook/myspace stalking! The internet fosters voyeurism! It creates this place for crazy people to watch you. (WHOOOOOS THIS?)
Haha ok I realized this entry has lost its seriousness.

Haha Chinese Vaginas

Ok, so I came across this American myth about Chinese women from back in the day when being exotic was not cool.

The myth: Chinese women's vaginal opening was horizontal rather than vertical.

Ahahaha. Horizontal? That's like having an eye down there!

water boilers.

Soooo, as I was showering earlier I remembered that in Big Bear all the hot steamy water ran out after only one person showered! So then I began wondering how big the water boiler is for my building. There are 10 floors of 50 people and 1 floor of 2 which adds up to 502 people. And each floor has 8 showers (besides the 11th floor) which means there's 82 showers. And so that means 82 showers that could be going all at once! Moreover, a 20-30 min shower uses 50-75 gallons of water (Yes, I looked this up.) The question then is how big is the damn water boiler and where does it go?! Really if you think about it, it has to be enormous! A monstrocity! I wonder if it's a giant tank sitting out somewhere secluded with undergroun pipes supplying water to the building. Or maybe it's this humongous tank under the building where if the elevator fails and crashes into the ground through it, it will cause a massive flood!
Ok, that is all.